found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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