Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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