I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
