so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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