Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
