he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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