Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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