Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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