Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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