Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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