Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Randomize
