"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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