What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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