I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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