After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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