I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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