Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I could fuck to npr.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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