she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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