So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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