the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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