You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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