Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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