So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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