i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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