So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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