My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
two words...techno handjob
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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