you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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