Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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