I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
being pregnant is like rehab
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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