I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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