So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Small penises have feelings too.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Randomize
