This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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