shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
