Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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