I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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