ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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