oh god the rape fog is back!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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