How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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