For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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