video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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