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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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