so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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