I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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