Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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