Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I need to calm my uterus...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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