I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
it glows. i had to have it.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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