So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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