It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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