home. puking in laundry basket.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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