physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
this hospital has no fireball
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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