Midget sex pt 2 tonight
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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