he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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