i just wanna soil my oats bro
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize